Eric Kaplanek, My Cousin

Eric Kaplanek is as incompetent as a young child. Every time he comes out of the bathroom, there is what else but a 1/3 of a roll of toilet paper stuck to his heels. Every time. Did I mention he works as a waiter at The Chancery? You know that one employee with the untidy hair and untucked shirt? That’s him, constantly getting customers’ orders wrong, spilling food and drinks on the carpeting, tables, and even customer’s heads. It’s just an average day for him.

 And then there was that one time, when he was shoveling snow, he put all that he shoveled on the road! Being so silly, can’t Eric Kaplanek do anything right?

Every time he does something he knows he shouldn’t have he yells “Doh!”, but with a much quirkier voice, as if Homer Simpson were an Oompa-Loompa.